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(no subject) [Nov. 9th, 2005|09:31 am]
Man, you guys. I am fucking HOT!!!

I'm going to be up to my eyeballs in pussy.

Get it? Pussy? Thanks, I'll be here all week.
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2005|05:13 am]
[mood |aggravatedangry and unclean]
[music |3LW - "No More"]

I keep pooping in the guest bed, but I won't tell chauffeurs why. If he doesn't clean the litter box before I have to go to the bathroom every time, I'm not going to stand for it. He can sleep in it if he doesn't want to clean my facilities every five hours.
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(no subject) [Feb. 19th, 2005|02:47 pm]
[mood |artisticMarrnnnnnnnn]

Hay guys. I changed my journal layout and now Suchin Pak will greet me every day. Some day you will be my bride, Suchin...someday.
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(no subject) [Feb. 19th, 2005|12:39 am]
Lol hay guys. My name is Reggie Mahony, but people call me Reggiemeow. chauffeurs is my owner. Sometimes I like to wipe my butt on his floor and he has to mop it and then give me a bath.
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